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LandAdventurerKungFuGrip

Land Adventurer

Biographical information
Aliases

Kung-Fu Grip Land Adventurer

Place of birth

America

Physical description
Gender

Male

Height

6' 2"

Eye color

Brown

Personal information
Allies

The G.I. Joe Adventure Team

Enemies

Nazis, Commies, Hippies, Beatnicks, Dinosaurs, Gorillas, Tigers, Giant Squids, Giant Clams, Alien Cavemen

Profession

Adventurer

Chronological and political information
Affiliation

G.I. Joe Adventure Team

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The G.I. Joe Land Adventurer with Kung-Fu grip is everything a man could ever want to be. His jet-set adventuresome days are spent traveling to exotic locales, wooing mysterious and deadly women, punching interesting things in the face, and killing rare and endangered animals. He grabs life by the neck with his mighty kung-fu grip, and just keeps punching until it sees things his way. He wants you to tell your mother "Hey, baby" for him. You better do it. He'll know if you don't.

Regrets being busy beating up protesters when JFK was assassinated. Favorite adventure was using a time-traveling helmet to go back in time and shoot Indians to save General Custer at the battle of Little Bighorn. Once he was bitten by a werewolf, and the werewolf turned into him. Yeah, he's that tough.

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