The G.I. Joe Land Adventurer with Kung-Fu grip is everything a man could ever want to be. His jet-set adventuresome days are spent traveling to exotic locales, wooing mysterious and deadly women, punching interesting things in the face, and killing rare and endangered animals. He grabs life by the neck with his mighty kung-fu grip, and just keeps punching until it sees things his way. He wants you to tell your mother "Hey, baby" for him. You better do it. He'll know if you don't.
Regrets being busy beating up protesters when JFK was assassinated. Favorite adventure was using a time-traveling helmet to go back in time and shoot Indians to save General Custer at the battle of Little Bighorn. Once he was bitten by a werewolf, and the werewolf turned into him. Yeah, he's that tough.